The Return of Jezebel James

… T minus 4 days, and counting…

The Return of Jezebel James premiers Friday, March 14.

I’ve been avoiding reviews for The Return of Jezebel James, because I’m fast coming to the conclusion that they’re worthless. The world harbors almost 7 billion critics, and they’re all wrong.

But this review at Jam! Showbiz Television caught me with its hook, “Sister act bit of a stretch.”

It’s just that Posey and Ambrose look about as much like sisters as Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien look like brothers.

Ambrose actually got slightly snippy when we asked her about it. Not outright grumpy — no need to overstate it. But you could hear a level of impatience creeping into her voice.

“I don’t know. Creative licence. Different dads. I don’t know. Milkman. I don’t know,” said Ambrose, who apparently doesn’t know.

Ha! You tell ’em, Lauren! I’ll go you one better. Not only don’t I know, I don’t care. (What did I say before about critics? Yeah, I’m a critic, too. )

-TimK